captainliberty

When Captain Liberty gets home, she swings the door mostly closed and heads right to the phone. So anyone passing by would probably be able to hear the following:

"Yeah, hi, it's me. Okay, things are nuts here. Seriously. No, I am not making a big deal out of nothing. There are zombies in a band at the local bar that serves alcohol to minors, and prostitution is legal, and no, you can not come to visit, and the Tick is here, but it's not our Tick as apparently there's some whole alternate universe thing or whatever, I can't arrest anyone till I find out if this is all actually legal! This can't be normal!"

It's probably a good thing Batmanuel's answering machine cut out a few sentences back, and he didn't get her wailing "and Arthur's engaged before me!!!" on tape.


[Establishy only.]