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Captain Liberty's holding office hours in the classroom today. There's a sign on the door reminding the students class will be on Friday in the auditorium, but she figures in case anyone both forgets and reads the sign, she can remind them herself. Also in case anyone has any questions. Also because she doesn't want to look like a slacker to the school board.

[Blah blah SPcakes blah.]

Date: 2007-02-06 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
A cloud of smoke appeared in the corner of the classroom. "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the water crackers on the cheese platter of the school board. I am DARKWING DUCK!"

Sure enough, there was an anthropomorphic duck wearing black and purple and a nifty cape and hat to go along with it. "Would you be the Superheroing teacher?"

Date: 2007-02-07 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Thank you! It's my trademark, you know. Liberty, don't think I've heard of you." He waddled over and shook her hand. "What's the talent like in your class?"

Date: 2007-02-07 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Good, good," DW mused, rubbing his chin. "That's what I do on the board, you know. Someone has to look out for the interests of fellow superheroes."

Date: 2007-02-07 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Hmph. Teamwork." He folded his arms across his chest. "An unfortunate, but necessary part of fighting crime."

Date: 2007-02-06 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Pippi pokes her head into the classroom and knocks just in case Captain Liberty is on the phone or something.

Date: 2007-02-07 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Hello Captain Liberty!" Pippi saluted. "I was wondering... Will we just be doing a little walk on the cat-walk on the cat-walk, on the cat-walk or are we expected to be more... active?"

Date: 2007-02-07 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Okay, so no testing the practicality of our costumes unless we hid." Pippi nodded.

Date: 2007-02-07 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Cool." Gears, turning. . .

Date: 2007-02-07 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"... Will I get in trouble?"

Date: 2007-02-07 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Pippi gave that some thought and nodded slowly.

Date: 2007-02-07 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Batman decided to stop by the superheroing teacher's office. He knew a little about the subject, after all. "Hello there. I imagine you're the... Superheroing teacher?"

Date: 2007-02-07 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"I'm Batman," Batman said. "School board member. I must admit, I was happy to see a course based on the finer points of being a superhero. What are your qualifications?"

Date: 2007-02-07 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Government trained?" Batman asked. "Excellent. But how are your detective skills?"

Date: 2007-02-07 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"You remind me of myself," Batman said. "Simply superior fighting skills, no powers, detective skills, and gadgets. Do you have gadgets?"

Date: 2007-02-07 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Batarangs, batropes, bat-sprays, bat-cuffs, bat-gas-mask, bat-smoke-bombs, not to mention the Batmobile, Batcycle, Batboat, Batplane, and Batcopter," Batman said.

Date: 2007-02-07 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"The theme is bats," Batman said, helping Captain Liberty take that logical step.

Date: 2007-02-07 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Of course not. That would probably give me some sort of radioactive rabies," Batman said. Because he was a scientist and knew that.

Date: 2007-02-07 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"After a... specific stimulus as a child, I fell into a cave and was confronted by a large bat. It was then that I realized that a bat would be the perfect symbol to strike fear into the hearts of evildoers," Batman said.

Date: 2007-02-07 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"I don't know why you'd slap a harmless animal," Batman said.

Date: 2007-02-07 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Understood," Batman said even though it wasn't. "Well, thank you for your time, Captain. I will leave you be at this point."


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